10 Things I've Learned in Scalea!

Time for a great post from our guest blogger Amie at Dimplebug! 

You’re probably reading this because you’re interested in travelling to a little town called Scalea. Or maybe you’ve heard of it and you want to know what it’s all about. I mean, it isn’t exactly one of the most ‘well known’ places in Italy. Whatever your reason, I’m here to help! I’ve visited this wonderful place many, many times over the years (seriously, I’ve lost count), so there’re a few things I’ve learned along the way. Without further adieu, here are 10 things I’ve learned in Scalea:

1. You Only Need One Drink to Fill Up on Snacks

If you fancy a snack, you only need one drink and you’re well away. Even better if you’re in a large group of people; everybody buys a drink and you have 6 or more different bowls of snacks to choose from. You can get some regular tasty peanuts or things a little more ‘out there’, like aubergine in brine-type stuff. Places like Bar La Playa do great snacks. Just be warned; you’ll probably think twice about having that big plate of pasta for dinner! 

2. Don’t Judge a Stray Dog By Its Cover

If there’s one thing that makes me sad, it’s the stray dogs you see roaming the streets. However, you must not let their scraggly appearance put you off giving them a little fuss. They are nearly always the most loving little things ever! Sure, you might get a few flea bites from petting them, but what’s a little itch to make a homeless dog happy for a while? If I ever bought a place out here it would be overrun with dogs (and I’m pretty sure I would be known as the crazy dog lady).

3. Italian Gelato Blows Regular Ice Cream Out of the Water

You haven’t had ice cream until you’ve had Italian gelato. It’s made differently to regular ice cream, or so I hear. My personal favourites are pistachio and hazelnut.

4. You Should Prepare to be Stared at

Italians have a slightly different culture to ours. They like to stare - a lot. Take it as a compliment! They think you’re interesting. Don’t be offended. They certainly don’t mean any harm by it! In fact, learn a little Italian and say hello. Even strike up a conversation. You’ll hone your language skills and make some authentic Italian buddies! Even if you have no idea what they’re saying, just smile and nod. They’ll love you!

5. Drink Your Wine Slowly

The wine over here is delicious; but lethal. Savour it and drink it slowly, because if you don’t you’ll be wonky eyed quicker than you can say ‘Jack Robinson’. It’s difficult, I won’t lie, what with it being so darned yummy. But if you value your dignity, it is imperative that you take your time. Most of it is homemade and unique to each restaurant!

6. All of the Eggs Are Happy

If I had to write a list of things that made me happy, happy eggs would definitely be in the top 10...dare I say it, even the top 5! What’s a happy egg? Eggs with vibrant yellow/orange yolks! None of that pale yellow business for me, thanks. If you love happy eggs too, or you’re just curious to know what one tastes like (hint: much better), then you better get down to the Interspar sharpish.

7. Italian Beer Rules All

I’m not a beer drinker, usually. I like vodka. I love a good glass of wine at social gatherings. I enjoy the odd cocktail on days ending in ‘Y’. But honestly? Italian beer rules all. I never drink beer back home because it just doesn’t do it for me. As soon as I tried a Peroni, I had a new favourite tipple.

8. They Take Their Pizza Seriously

Pizza fans rejoice; you can get pizzas as big as your head in just about every restaurant you visit. They are like flying saucers, literally. You can’t call yourself a true pizza connoisseur until you’ve had a real Italian pizza, stone baked and served fresh out of the oven. Toppings? Try the seafood, or even the sausage and chips - yep, chips on a pizza. It’ll change your life!

9. You’ll Wear Shorts, They’ll Wear Coats

I went to the Interspar one day for a spot of food shopping and wore shorts. It was a lovely temperature, and I was thoroughly enjoying getting some sun to my pins, feeling smug that all of my friends were getting caught in torrential rain. Picture the scene: I strutted through the entrance pushing my trolley, on the verge of an evil cackle as I pictured my friend’s back in miserable England, when I was met with a lot of staring (see point 4). That’s when I realised everybody was pretty much dressed for winter. I reassured myself that they’re just used to the climate, and continued to browse the aisles in what was seemingly my underwear in comparison. I won’t let it put me off though!

10. You’ll Love it

Yes, you’ll probably put on a few pounds thanks to all of the delicious, carb loaded (and sometimes cheese drenched) food. Yes, you’ll drink far too much wine and wake up with a raging hangover. Yes, you’ll get stared at. And my god, you’ll have to drive carefully. But when all's said and done, whether you’re enjoying a breakfast muffin and an Americano at Carmelo’s beach bar, Lido da Pietro, or reading the latest works of JoJo Moyes in the sun as you listen to the sound of the sea; I’m certain you’ll love Scalea - and Scalea will love you too.

Thanks Dimplebug for a great insight into our little piece of paradise here in Calabria!.....